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Leather Demotivational Poster


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


LEATHERFACE - Some people put on a face to impress others. He took it way too far !




THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS - BUT SHE LOOKS WELL PRESERVED. NOT WELL. BUT CERTAINLY PRESERVED.


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L


UV RADIATION DAMAGE - Its A Myth Just Like Global Warming. If It Exists, Show Me The Proof.


TAGS: radiation cancer tan leather
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 3:03 am
10/4 on that, Pikeman.
Pikeman - August 24, 2012, 5:46 pm
False argument. Just because UV damage is real, does not mean that a unrelated subject is true. Especially since the high priests of AGW have deemed the sun's output as irrelevant to global warming.
MPsniper - August 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
just wash my eyes... in bleach.


BIKER CHICKS -




MARINE TOAST -




United States Marine Corps -




IN MY OPINION -


TAGS: boot leather et al
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
They taste like chicken!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:53 am
SHMOO-th. (look it up) 5.
Cloudchaser - May 10, 2011, 10:13 am
That's why you see people protesting fur, but not leather.


CLICK,SQUEAK,CLICK,SQUEAK... - Why ninjas never wear heels and patent leather.


TAGS: ninjas patent leather
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Goat - September 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
I thought the whole point of a ninja was to do his thing without being noticed! I don't think I understand how notice to notice these five!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
Ah, grandma's house. Memories.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm
FLATULENCE Some seem to need an alibi more than others.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:51 pm
Great one! Its hard to sneak up on some one when you squeal like a plastic covered sofa. Ah, grandma's house. 5/5
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:58 pm
Excellent.


BENTO FETISH - Got one?


TAGS: bento g** leather
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Kamui

Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:29 pm
That man there... his name is "Hard g**" for cereal. can you guess why?


WHY LEATHER FOR JACKETS? - Because it's not doing the meat in my freezer any good.




If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Early Days -




Leatherface -


TAGS: leatherface chainsaw massacre meat meet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 2, 2016, 5:38 am
Haha i thought you'd like it. Thanks!
concern3 - September 2, 2016, 5:34 am
Words, UP yours


SEMPER FIDELIS -


TAGS: united states marine corps birthday semper fidelis the few the proud usmc leathernecks devil dogs
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:24 pm
Ahh, the green wienie. FTA ! All the way ! That thing poked me more than once. Thought it was too busy to also cause grief for the jarheads. My bad.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:22 am
My a** Rides In Navy Equiptment! Thanks for serving Jarhead! Much love and a hug from this disabled NAVY vet! Once a year the Corpse has balls! The squids are too busy swabbing the deck to get dressed up and strut! LOL! Job well done, jarhead! SemperFi!
Greeny - November 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
yes, but let us not forget that big green weenie


Ladies of France -


TAGS: leather wood stone and hair
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 17, 2014, 8:50 am
merci
JesusWept - December 17, 2014, 1:16 am
Magnifique! Cinq L's, Monsieur!
Thedge - December 16, 2014, 8:00 pm
Yeah... me either. But it made sense when I wrote it. Somehow. tnx for the 5 hairy noses.
Oldsod - December 16, 2014, 7:48 pm
I don't understand it, and laughed anyway. 5 hirsute proboscides!


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